Msn Nickleri,Msn Şakaları,Msn Programları..

Too Cool
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Always tell the truth, even when you lie
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
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I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?
I’m not handicaped, I’m just LAZY!
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
There’s a *NEW* Mexico?!?
I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
I’m telling you ociffer, I’m not drunk!
Dain Bramaged. Read the rest of this entry »

(*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure… OUT!
My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail! Read the rest of this entry »

* Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest
- Erkeklerin, hangimiz daha küçüğüne sahibiz diye yarıştıkları tek şey cep telefonlarıdır.

* A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!
- Arkadaşın seni kodesten çıkarabilir, ama en iyi arkadaşın orda seninle olup, işte bu çok eğlenceliydi diyendir!

* Trying is the first step towards failure
- Denemek hata yapma yolundaki ilk adımdır.
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I’m just a girl with a crush on you
(ben sadece sana aptalca bir aşkla bağlı bir kızım)

Love me,cause inside I’m slowly dying call me, don’t you know that my heart is crying?
(Sev beni,çünkü içten içe yavaşça ölüyorum Seslen bana,kalbimin ağladığını bilmiyor musun?)

Look into my eyes, you will find sadness and loneliness Just look inside my soul, i’m feeling so empty, empty…
(Gözlerime bak,yalnızlığı ve üzüntüyü bulacaksın Sadece ruhumun içine bak, çok boÅŸ hissediyorum,boÅŸ…)
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